If You Think Everything You've Done Is

Maybe God Is An Asshole...of Course Not, He's Not An Asshole, He's Imaginary.

I Have A Lot Of Beliefs, And I Live By None Of Them - That's Just The Way I Am They Make Me Feel Good About Who I Am.

Most People Are Dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some Other Guys. But Mostly Those Two.

You Can't Direct Without A Good Crew.

Stand-up Is Probably The Most Solo Performance In Art.