If You Teach A Man Anything, He

You Sometimes Have To Answer A Woman According To Her Womanliness, Just As You Have To Answer A Fool According To His Folly.

Start With The Belief That Your Life Can Indeed Be Changed, And That You Have The Power To Change It.

I Learned Long Ago, Never To Wrestle With A Pig. You Get Dirty, And Besides, The Pig Likes It.

Men Have To Do Some Awfully Mean Things To Keep Up Their Respectability.

Nothing Is Ever Accomplished By A Reasonable Man.