If You Stare At Someone Long Enough,

We Roared. We Were One Big Animal Throat, Roaring.

The Idea That Bigger Haystacks Have More Needles In Them Is Dumb On Its Face

Once You Get To Naming Your Laptop, You Know That You're Really Having A Deep Relationship With It.

... I Think That I Was Too Self-centered To Ever Develop Good Skills As A Peacemaker. In My Younger Days, I Assumed That It Was Because I Was Smarter Than Everyone Else, With No Patience For Explaining Things In Short Words For Mouthbreathers Who Just Didn't Get It.

Any Time Someone Puts A Lock On Something You Own Against Your Wishes, And Doesn't Give You The Key, They're Not Doing It For Your Benefit.