If You Stand On A Soapbox And

My Mind Is A Raging Torrent, Flooded With Rivulets Of Thought Cascading Into A Waterfall Of Creative Alternatives.

I Don't Believe In This Business Of Being Behind, Better To Be In Front.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible.

The Brilliance Of Max Brooks Is That He Always Quotes Authorities At The Back Of His Books That Never Existed. Like A Russian Professor He Made Up That Validates A Story Or Character.

I Don't Think In Terms Of Results At All. I Think: What Next Insanity Can I Shock The World With?