If You See Something, Say Something.

I Used To Be Really Cute. I Could Send You Earlier Photos Where I'm Stunning. But I've Gained About Twenty Pounds Over The Past Two Years, And The More Weight I've Put On, The More Success I've Had. If You Drew A Diagram Of Weight Gain And Me Getting More Work, A Mathematician Would Draw Some Conclusions From That.

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.

I Would Start A Revolution, But I Just Bought A Hammock.

I'm Not Cynical When It Comes To Things That Are Important. I'm Cynical About Pop Culture And All That Horseshit.

I Think Comedy Does Have That Powerful Thing That Doesn't Seem Too Preachy Because You're Also Making People Laugh, So It's Really Kind Of A Good Tool For Messaging.