If You Like Comedy, Go Home And

The Fact That I Have A Job That People Even Watch Is An Incredible Gift.

I'm Very Hairy, And Men In Film And Tv Are No Longer Allowed To Be Hairy.

My Uncles, Who Are Farmers In Minooka, Illinois - I Grew Up With Them And Their Pickup Trucks And Mustaches, And To Me That Was Masculinity: Big Hairy Sweaty Guys Who Could Pick Up A Bus.

Figure Out What You Love To Do, Then Figure Out How To Get Paid To Do It.

When I First Met With Agents, They Said, "okay, You're Going To Play Plumbers And Mechanics And Bus Drivers And Farmers. Go."