If You Intend To Die, You Can

Hey, Have You Heard That One About The Difference Between Me, Wit, And My Loutish Cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, So I Walk Into A Bar, You See, Very Unassuming, And Order A Martini. Then The Bartender, Hilarity, Hauls Off And Squirts Me In The Face With A Seltzer Bottle, Ruining My N Ice New Camel Hair Suit, Dousing My Monocle And My Watch Fob, Soaking My Cravat. So, Do I Let Him Have What For, And Blow My Top? I Do Not. I Simply Say: Sorry, I Believe I Said 'very Dry'.

I Had No Idea What I Was Doing, I Had No Idea Where I Was Going, But At Some Point I Stopped — When To Keep Going Would Seem Like I Was Going Too Far.

Design Is, Literally, Purposeful Planning. Graphic Design, Then, Is The Form Those Plans Will Take.

Commercial Art Tries To Make You Buy Things. Graphic Design Gives You Ideas.

Never Fall In Love With An Idea. They're Whores: If The One You're With Isn't Doing The Job, There's Always, Always, Always Another.