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I'm An Immensely Shy And Vulnerable Woman. My Husband Has Never Seen Me Naked. Nor Has He Expressed The Least Desire To Do So.

Friendship Is Tested In The Thick Years Of Success Rather Than In The Thin Years Of Struggle.

My Parents Were Very Pleased That I Was In The Army. The Fact That I Hated It Somehow Pleased Them Even More.

If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, You May Be Missing The Colossal Joke Of The Century.

Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.