If You Have Been, I'm Glad You've

The Concept That Really Gets The Goat Of The Gay-hater, The Idea That Really Spins Their Melon And Sickens Their Stomachs Is That Most Terrible And Terrifying Of All Human Notions, Love. That One Can Love Another Of The Same Gender, That Is What The Homophobe Really Cannot Stand. Love In All Eight Tones And All Five Semitones Of The World's Full Octave. Love As Agape, Eros And Philos; Love As Infatuation, Obsession And Lust; Love As Torture, Euphoria, Ecstasy And Oblivion (this Is Beginning To Read Like A Calvin Klein Perfume Catalogue); Love As Need, Passion And Desire.

Old Professors Never Die, They Just Lose Their Faculties.

I'm A Bit Of A Coward, And Lazy, Oddly Enough.

I Found It All About As Arousing As A Tupperware Party.

Generally, We Admire The Thing We Are Not.