If You Get Earaches, I'd Turn My

My Granddad Was An Evangelist, And My Grandma, She Was As Tough As Nails. She Watched 'american Bandstand' Every Day When She Was In Her 80s, 90s. She Loved Rock Music. I Never Had Anyone In My Family That Was Anti-rock N' Roll.

And If I Am Elected, I Promise The Formation Of A New Party, A Third Party, A Wild Party.

Militant Mothers Hiding In The Basement Using Pots And Pans As Their Shields And Their Helmets.

Oh, I Love To Lie. That's One Of My Favorite Things In The World, Coming Up To Somebody, Especially Press People, And Telling Them Some Enormous Lie That Couldn't Possibly Be True.

The Boy's Got Problems, The Boy's Got Stress, The Boy's Got A .38 Hidden In His Desk.