If You Can't Use Dividends, It's Not

Just Because We're Stupid Doesn't Mean Everybody Else Was.

We Have A Lot Of People Who Are Republicans, A Lot Of People Who Are Democrats, And It's Not Just Because Of Business Reasons.

When The Secretary Of Treasury, The Head Of The Central Bank, The Head Of The Fdic (federal Deposit Insurance Corp.), And The Head Of The New York Fed Say, "we Want You To Do This Because We Think It's In The Best Interest Of The United States Of America," You Know, We're Like The Japanese. We're A Little Patriotic That Way. We Said, "yes, Sir!"

We're Trying To Win Business By Doing A Good Job For The Clients, As Opposed To, "we Think Being Big And Universal Is Just A Great, Wonderful Thing." It's Not A Morality Thing. It's A "does It Work For The Client?" Thing. Everything We Do Is Because A Client Uses Us. Everything We Do Is Because A Client Chose To Use Us Of His Own Free Volition.

If You Went To All Those Little Towns In America, Jpmorgan Was There In Good Times And Bad Times, And, In Fact, Helped A Lot Of People Through The Tough Times. And We Know That's When They Need Us The Most.