If You Can't Go Straight Ahead, You

It's A Dirty Job Being Ridiculous, But I'll Do It

I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have Any Opinions About Politics, Because I'm Famous.

Some Years I'm The Coolest Thing That Ever Happened, And Then The Next Year Everyone's So Over Me, And I'm Just So Past My Sell Date.

I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because Advice Is Kinda Bullshit. Take A Deep Breath And Don't Take Any Of It Too Seriously.

I'm Insecure About Everything, Because I'm Never Going To Look In The Mirror And See This Blond, Blue-eyed Girl. That Is My Idea Of What I'd Like To Look Like.