If You Can't Go One Way, There's

My Torso Is Short, But My Arms Are Really Long And Gangly And My Legs And My Neck, And My Feet And Hands Are Really Long, And I Look Like A Duck.

My Mother Said I Was A Little Odd As A Kid. I Was Alone A Lot, But I Didn't Feel Alone.

Humour Is A Great Vehicle For Getting A Message Across. If You Get Too Serious, You Could Die Of Starch.

When The Working Day Is Done, Girls They Just Want To Have Fun.

When I Sing I Have A Lot Of Visions. Like What's Happening Now In My Life.