If You Can’t Be Brilliant, At Least

Never Write More Than Two Pages On Any Subject.

I Have An Inviolable Rule Against Employing Nepots And Spouses, Because They Breed Politics. Whenever Two People Get Married, One Of Them Must Depart - Preferably The Female, To Look After The Baby.

A Well-run Restaurant Is Like A Winning Baseball Team. It Makes The Most Of Every Crew Member's Talent And Takes Advantage Of Every Split-second Opportunity To Speed Up Service.

I Have A Theory That The Best Ads Come From Personal Experience. Some Of The Good Ones I Have Done Have Really Come Out Of The Real Experience Of My Life, And Somehow This Has Come Over As True And Valid And Persuasive.

What You Learn Is More Important Than What You Earn.