If You Are Very Lucky, You're Allowed

It Took Me Less Than Half A Lifetime To Realize That Regret Is One Of The Few Guaranteed Certainties. Sooner Or Later Everything Is Touched By It, Despite Our Naive And Senseless Hope That Just This Time We Will Be Spared Its Cold Hand On Our Heart.

I Forgive Nothing. If You Stole My Orange Crayon In The Fifth Grade, You're Still On My Hit List, Buddy.

If It Was As Logical As That, I Wouldn't Continue To Feel As Bad As I Do. I Know What You're Saying, And You're Absolutely Right In A Way. But Logic And Rationality Only Go So Far. Then You Know What Happens? Ha! Then Your Heart Adds Its Two Cents And Everything Reasonable Goes Right-out-the-window.

Most Men, No Matter How Well Or Badly Dressed, Carry Overstuffed, Beat Up Wallets That Should Have Been Replaced Years Ago. Why Is That? Every Time I See A Guy Take Out A Wallet Anywhere, It Looks Like A Piece Of Old Melted Chocolate Cake-with Strings.

Very Often I'll Find Out At The End Of A Book What I Put In At The Beginning. A Sort Of Process Of Elimination And Discovery In One.