If You Are Not Learning, You Are

I'm Not A Gay Man, But I Will Say This: I Get It Now. I Know What All The Hype Is About.

As American As An Apple Is And As American As Baseball Is, They Don't Go Together. You Can't Be Chewing An Apple At A Baseball Game. You've Got To Let Go Of The Diet That Day.

I've Always Been The Guy Who Doesn't Necessarily Get It With Women. A Woman Would Have To Say, 'i Like You, I Want To Go Out With You, You Can Ask Me.' And Still I Would Question It. Did She Mean It?

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?

I Took A Public Speaking Class In College And Managed To Make The Class Laugh A Little Bit.