If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.

A Man That'd Expict To Thrain Lobsters To Fly In A Year Is Called A Loonytic; But A Man That Thinks Men Can Be Tur-rned Into Angels By An Iliction Is Called A Rayformer An' Remains At Large.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.