If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

If I Wanted To Go Crazy I Would Do It In Washington Because It Would Not Be Noticed

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.