If Winning Weren't Important Nobody Would Keep

On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.

Butch, You Come From Dewitt Clinton. There Are Five Thousand Brothers In That School. You're The Best There. You've Been All-city Two Years In A Row. How Bad Can You Be? You Come With Me And We'll Make Nice Music.

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.

Can't Win Without Talent, You Know.

It's A Profession In Which, The Longer You Stay, The Closer You Are To Being Fired.