If We Are Negative By Nature, We

North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms Has Signed A Deal With Random House To Write His Memoirs. Scholars Will No Doubt Benefit From The Reflections Of A Man Who Was Wrong On Every Major Issue For 40 Years. Helms' Aides Say The Proceeds From The Book Will Be Donated To The Non-profit Jesse Helms Center Where They Apparently Have More Experience Burning Than Publishing Them.

Republicans Want To Punish Work And Reward Wealth; Hence The High Payroll Tax And The Low Dividend Tax. Said One Bush Economic Adviser, If We Can't Help Wealthy Investors And Screw Working People, What's The Point In Being A Republican?

Ah Yes! Conservatives. Some Of The Finest Minds Of The 12th Century.

I Mean, For All Of His Faults And The Troubles In His Marriage, Bill Clinton Is Still Married To A Girl He Met In The Library 25 Years Ago At School. Can We Say That About Many Of Our Other Leaders Today In America, Including On The Right Wing?

I'm Very Sunny. You Know, I'm Always Optimistic.