If They Cheat, Can I Shoot Them?

My Boyfriends Are All More Romantic Than I Am, And So Are My Lovers.

I'd Never Met Coffee That Wasn't Wonderful. It Was Just A Matter Of How Wonderful It Was.

What Is It About Her That Is So Goddamned Special?

The Only True Happiness Lies In Knowing Who You Are ... And Making Peace With It.

If I Let You Get Killed, The Other Body Guards Will Make Fun Of Me.