If There's One Thing That Really Annoys

I'm Fairy Godmothering A Girl Who Sounds Like Something You Put Up In The Rain.

The Harder I Work, The Luckier I Become.

Granny Weatherwax Was Not Lost. She Wasn't The Kind Of Person Who Ever Became Lost. It Was Just That, At The Moment, While She Knew Exactly Where She Was, She Didn't Know The Position Of Anywhere Else.

It Takes Forty Men With Their Feet On The Ground To Keep One Man With His Head In The Air.

I Staggered Into A Manchester Bar Late One Night On A Tour And The Waitress Said "you Look As If You Need A Screaming Orgasm". At The Time This Was The Last Thing On My Mind.