If There's A Golf Course In Heaven,

Perhaps The Most Important Thing I Can Tell You About Equipment Is To Experiment And Keep An Open Mind.

The More I Practise, The Luckier I Become

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.

You Can Always Speak With Great Authority On How Well You Played Today, But Never On How You'll Play Tomorrow.

I Always Said That If They Have A Golf Course Like This In Heaven, I Want To Be The Head Pro.