If There Are No Dogs In Heaven,

In Hollywood You Can See Things At Night That Are Fast Enough To Be In The Olympics In The Day Time.

The Income Tax Has Made Liars Out Of More Americans Than Golf.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

Banking And After-dinner Speaking Are Two Of The Most Nonessential Industries We Have In This Country. I Am Ready To Reform, If They Are.