If The Worst Thing That Can Happen

D.c. Is A Great Place. The Music, Jazz, Has Always Been Great Here, The Restaurants Have Always Been Fantastic Here. And There's Been A Lot Of Changes In This City Over The Last 30 Years, And All For The Better.

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.

If You Read Social Media, You Can See How Immigration Is Such A Hot-button Debate And [a Hotbed] Of Ignorance. You Know There's Guys That Say Immigrants Come Here, And They Create So Much Crime And They Take Jobs. There's Multiple Sides To Every Story.

I Think We All Feel The Same Things Most Of The Time, We Just Don't Know How To Put It Into Words. When I'm On Stage, I Say It. The Truth Makes People Laugh.