If The People Of New Zealand Want

Since There Are So Many Idiots Out There, You May Actually Start To Think You're Crazy. You Are Not. They Are Idiots.

I Started Playing Golf When I Was A Kid, Because Across The Street From Where We Lived There Was A Little Nine-hole Golf Course Where My Father Worked.

I Get An Idea About Something. I Just Start Thinking About It, And Then I Get Onstage And I Talk About It, And Then I Think About It Some More And Talk About It Some More, And Think About It Some More And Talk About It Some More, Until It Starts To Take A Shape.

What Is The Difference Between A Democrat And A Republican? A Democrat Blows, A Republican Sucks.

Mother Teresa Had A Mustache. Hitler Had A Mustache. Mother Teresa Is Hitler.