If Someone Picks Up One Thing You've

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.

One Thing I'm Afraid Of Is Not Taking Advantage Of Opportunities. I Feel Like These Are Kind Of Gifts.

When You Hear Bacon Cooking....that Sizzling Sound Isn't The Fat Cooking....that's Applause.

The Pearly Gates. Am I The Only One Who Finds It Odd That Heaven Has Gates? What Kind Of Neighborhood Is Heaven In?

I Have More Pictures Of My Children Than My Father Ever Looked At Me.