If She Were A President, She'd Be

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.

I Know It's A Cliche, But The Whole Family Is Just Whacked. I Mean, We're All Out Of Our Minds. They're The Funniest, Most Eccentric Bizarre People I've Ever Met, My Siblings.

I Got Lucky. I Won The San Francisco Stand-up Comedy Competition In 1977 While I Was Still At San Francisco State.

I Have This Dream Life Where I Get To Be A Celebrity But I Get To Kind Of Navigate The World Fairly Easily Because I'm Always In Character.

I Have No Regrets. I Wanted To Raise The Kids And Be A Present Father. When I Developed A Movie, I Was Gone For A Year. That Didn't Really Work For Me. That Isn't Fair To Make These Life-forms And Then Disappear.