If Peter Was Nine, And A New Boy Came To St. Norbert’s Home For Wayward Boys Who Said He Was Ten, Why, Then, Peter Would Declare Himself Eleven. Also, He Could Spit The Farthest. That Made Him The Undisputed Leader.

-Dave Barry

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If Peter Was Nine, And A New

Dave Barry

If Peter Was Nine, And A New Boy Came To St. Norbert’s Home For Wayward Boys Who Said He Was Ten, Why, Then, Peter Would Declare Himself Eleven. Also, He Could Spit The Farthest. That Made Him The Undisputed Leader.

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Home

Boys

Leader

Sign At A New England Church: Will The Last Person To Leave Please See That The Perpetual Light Is Extinguished?

God

Light

Stupidity