If People Think I'm A Dumb Blonde,

I'm A Show-off Basically... Always Have Been.

I Don't Think Of Myself As A Feminist, But If Someone Calls Me A Feminist Icon, That's Fine. I've Always Stood Up For Women And Myself In General. I Have A Great Love And Respect, Because I Have Had Beautiful Sisters, Aunts And My Grandmas, But I Love Men. I Totally Understand The Nature Of Men.

I Am A Tender-hearted Person, And I Feel Everything To The Ninth Degree.

My Aunt In Knoxville Would Bring Newspapers Up, Which We Used For Toilet Paper. Before We Used It, We'd Look At The Pictures.

I Know Some Of The Best Dolly Parton Jokes. I Made 'em Up Myself.