If Our Founding Fathers Wanted Us To

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk. By This Time Tomorrow, It'll Be Free Yogurt.

I Hope You All Had A Wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, As It's Known To Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

Arby's: If I Was About To Be Killed, I Would Eat It.

If We Don't Cut Expensive Things Like Head Start, Child Nutrition Programs, And Teachers, What Sort Of Future Are We Leaving For Our Children?

I'm An Actor. I Hate To Blow Everyone's Illusions.