If One's Fated To Be Born In

Who Included Me Among The Ranks Of The Human Race?

As Failures Go, Attempting To Recall The Past Is Like Trying To Grasp The Meaning Of Existence. Both Make One Feel Like A Baby Clutching At A Basketball: One's Palms Keep Sliding Off.

Russian Talk Of Political Evil Is As Natural As Eating.

The Constitution Doesn't Mention Rain.

In General, With Things Unpleasant, The Rule Is: The Sooner You Hit Bottom, The Faster You Surface.