If No One Ever Took Risks, Michaelangelo

Rewriting Is When Writing Really Gets To Be Fun. . . . In Baseball You Only Get Three Swings And You're Out. In Rewriting, You Get Almost As Many Swings As You Want And You Know, Sooner Or Later, You'll Hit The Ball.

Gee, What A Terrific Party. Later On We'll Get Some Fluid And Embalm Each Other.

Money Brings Some Happiness. But After A Certain Point, It Just Brings More Money.

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?

All Humor Is Based On Hostility - That's Why World War Two Was Funny.