If No One Ever Took Risks, Michaelangelo

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.

[when You Write A Play] You Walk Into A Forest Without A Knife, Without A Compass. But . . . If You Have A Sense Of Geography, You Find That You're Clearing A Path And Getting To The Right Place.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.

There's No Such Thing As A Sure Thing. That's Why They Call It Gambling.

The First Book Was My First Attempt At Writing Full-length Prose.