If My Jeans Could Talk, Would I

Humour Has Always Been A Self-defence Mechanism For Me.

Someone Said Adversity Builds Character, But Someone Else Said Adversity Reveals Character. Im Pleasantly Surprised With My Resilience. I Persevere, And Not Just Blindly. I Take The Best, Get Rid Of The Rest, And Move On, Realizing That You Can Make A Choice To Take The Good.

What Does Good In Bed Mean To Me? When I'm Sick And I Stay Home From School Propped Up With Lots Of Pillows Watching Tv And My Mom Brings Me Soup - That's Good In Bed.

Don't Waste A Minute Not Being Happy. If One Window Closes, Run To The Next Window- Or Break Down A Door.

We've Been Taught, "deny Yourself Pleasure." But Moderation Is Harder Because It Requires Really Committing To Balance. When I Tell My Trainer I Had A Glass Of Wine, He'll Say, "liquid Bread!" And I'm Like, "ugh, But It Was A Nice One." It's A Matter Of Checks And Balances. And I Finally Found Out How To Set Myself Up To Succeed. But I Still Need To Commit To It. And Everything Gets Exponentially Harder The Older You Are. Fifty Is A Terrifying Number For Some People.