If Michaelangelo Or Leonardo Da Vinci Were

Imagine A City Where Graffiti Wasn't Illegal, A City Where Everybody Could Draw Whatever They Liked. Where Every Street Was Awash With A Million Colours And Little Phrases. Where Standing At A Bus Stop Was Never Boring. A City That Felt Like A Party Where Everyone Was Invited, Not Just The Estate Agents And Barons Of Big Business. Imagine A City Like That And Stop Leaning Against The Wall - It's Wet.

The Greatest Crimes In The World Are Not Committed By People Breaking The Rules But By People Following The Rules. It's People Who Follow Orders That Drop Bombs And Massacre Villages.

The Bad Artists Imitate, The Great Artists Steal.

The Art World Is The Biggest Joke Going. It's A Rest Home For The Overprivileged, The Pretentious, And The Weak. And Modern Art Is A Disgrace - Never Have So Many People Used So Much Stuff And Taken So Long To Say So Little.

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.