If Man Ever Comes To Perfect Equilibrium

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

If You Cannot Say What You Mean, Your Majesty, You Will Never Mean What You Say And A Gentleman Should Always Mean What He Says.

I'm A Professional And I'll Do Anything - A Poetry Reading, Television, Cinema, Anything That Allows Me To Act.

And Maddest Of All, To See Life As It Is And Not As It Should Be.

I'm Not Working-class: I Come From The Criminal Classes.