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I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.

I Remember One Of My Last Shows, The Final Jeopardy! Clue Was Something Like 'these Two Boys' Names Are Top 10 Boys' Names In The U.s., They Both End With The Same Letter, And They're Both Names Of Jesus' Apostles.' Now, Obviously That's Not A Knowable Fact.

We Don't Realize How Hard It Was To Drive Anywhere Outside The Major Cities Less Than A Century Ago.

The Thing You Like/are Good At Is A Sacred Thing.

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer