If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me.

My Parents Were Glad To See That My New Husband Looks Like A 'regular Guy'-no Earring Or Anything. But Really I Think A Man With An Earring Is Better Prepared For Marriage. I Mean, He's Already Experienced Pain And Bought Jewelry.

We Live In Los Angeles, Where You Are Expected To Move Every Two To Four Years, So People Can See How Well Your Career Is Going.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.