If It Were Up To Me, It'd

I Could See Why Someone Would Want To Make A Website About Me, And My Quotes. They Are All Gold. How Many People Have Written, Directed And Starred In Their Own Movies. I Just Don't Know Why They Would Want To Put Words Into My Mouth, I Mean I Did Write, Direct And Star In A Critically Acclaimed Movie.

Put God And Me In A Cage, What Do You Think Who Will Win. God, Because I Created Him.

I Don't Get Why Arabs Are So Pissed Off At Us. I Mean They Have Enough Oil For All Of Them To Drive A Hummer At What, Maybe 1.50 A Gallon?

Hitler Had The Right Idea. He Was Just An Underachiever.

Its Not That I'm In Love With Myself, I'm Just Trying To Pick Up Everyone Else's Slack.