If It Makes You Feel Any Better,

I Apologize For Pam. I Accidentally Hit Her In The Head With A Baseball When We Were In Fifth Grade And Knocked Her Out Cold. She’s Never Been Right Since. (tory)

You're So Afraid Of Being Hurt That You Attack First. Only Those Who Really Care About You Will Weather The Assault Of Your Verbal Attacks And Stay. The Rest Will Fall Away.

Shut Up. Asshole. (shahara) I Live For Your Endearments. (syn)

Where Are My Guards? (wulf) Oh, One Is Right Here, But He’s Not Feeling Very Talkative. Death Has A Way Of Making Even The Chattiest Of People Rather Quite. As For The Other…he’s…oh, Wait, Dead Now. (stryker)

Fine. I’m A Skotos (xypher) That Means What? You Have Toe Jam? (simone)