If I Were Your Wife I Would

I Married Beneath Me. All Women Do.

Anyone's Blood Can Become Blue For A Lump Sum Down.

The Only Thing I Like About Rich People Is Their Money.

One Reason I Don't Drink Is That I Want To Know When I Am Having A Good Time.

The Only Thing The Women Were After Was Just The Chance To Help The World On. But Some Men Were So Dreadfully Afraid Of Them That They Refused To Understand, And Talked About 'shrieking Sisterhoods' And 'disappointed Spinsters' And Rubbish Of That Sort.