If I Were Osama, And The United

I've Heard That Phallic Symbol Argument Before, And Always From Ineffectual People Driven To Make Everyone Else As Helpless As They Are. Who's More Confused, Those Who Think Weapons Are Sexual Organs, Or Those Who Want To Take Everyone's Sexual Organs Away?.

For The Second Amendment To Do Its Job, The Other Side Must Become Much Better Informed. I Watched An Action-adventure Program Last Night That Asserted That The Famous Ak-47 - The Original Peoples' Rifle (and Authority's Greatest Mistake) - Is Rare In This Country, And That The Only Ones Here Were Originally Smuggled In From The Middle East, Or Possibly From South America. The Idiots Who Wrote This Mess Seemed Unaware That After Legal Imports - Mostly From China - Were Illegally Cut Off By Executive Order, They Began To Be Manufactured Here.

The Freedom To Own And Carry The Weapon Of Your Choice Is A Natural, Fundamental, And Inalienable Human, Individual, Civil, And Constitutional Right - Subject Neither To The Democratic Process Nor To Arguments Grounded In Social Utility.

There's Nothing Noble Or Selfless About Politicians And There Never Has Been. Putting It Charitably, Profiles In Courage Is A Compendium Of Democratic Mythology, Ghostwritten For An Ambitious Young Massachusetts Senator Who Never Did A Thing For Himself If He Could Pay To Have It Done By Others.

I Have Long Argued That We Need To Reopen Alcatraz To House Government Criminals, And Let Tourists On Excursion Boats In San Francisco Bay Pay To Chum The Water With Meat With An Expired Sell-by Date That Would Otherwise Have To Be Discarded.