If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

There's A Sense Of Spontaneity, And No Emphasis On Jokes In This Show. People Generally Talk The Way They Talk In Life If You Were In This Particular Situation.

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.