If I Had Feelings, I Probably Wouldn’t

Americans Admire A People Who Can Scratch A Desert And Produce A Garden. The Israelis Have Shown Qualities That Americans Identify With: Guts, Patriotism, Idealism, A Passion For Freedom. I Have Seen It. I Know. I Believe That.

I'm Not A Crook. I've Earned Everything I've Got.

I Never Say Something I Cannot Do. And I Always Will Do More Than I Can Say.

Baseball Without Fans Is Like Jayne Mansfield Without A Sweater. Hang On, That Can Be Taken Two Ways.

Well, I Screwed It Up Real Good, Didn't I?