If I Don't Feel Like Writing Today

Both Young Children And Old People Have A Lot Of Time On Their Hands. That's Probably Why They Get Along So Well.

Most Men, No Matter How Well Or Badly Dressed, Carry Overstuffed, Beat Up Wallets That Should Have Been Replaced Years Ago. Why Is That? Every Time I See A Guy Take Out A Wallet Anywhere, It Looks Like A Piece Of Old Melted Chocolate Cake-with Strings.

Death Doesn't Make You Sad- It Makes You Empty. That's What's So Bad About It. All Of Your Charms And Beliefs And Funny Habits Fall Fast Through A Big Black Hole, And Suddenly You Know They're Gone Because Just As Suddenly, There's Nothing Left At All Inside.

Dogs Are Minor Angels, And I Don't Mean That Facetiously. They Love Unconditionally , Forgive Immediately, Are The Truest Of Friends, Willing To Do Anything That Makes Us Happy

Why Do People Always Gesture With Their Hands When They Talk On The Phone?