If Heavy Metal Bands Ruled The World,

I Don't Have Interns. I Don't Have A Manager. I Don't Have Assistants. I Don't Have A Secretary. I Can't Figure Out Outlook Express. I'm The Worst Person In The World Answering E-mails, And My Phone Is Probably The Oldest, Most Battered Phone You Can Find. So I Just Talk To People.

My Aim As A Frontman Is Always To Try And Shrink The Venue, If You Can, To Turn That Football Stadium Into The World's Smallest Club. At Least You Have To Try.

I Never Intended To Become A Professional Pilot. But, As I Became More Curious About Aircraft, And, Well, Not Being John Travolta, I Realized That The Only Way I Was Ever Going To Fly A Jet Is If I Got A Job.

I Do Like Marylin Manson, Actually. I Think, He's Very Talented And He Did Make Some Great Music.

Nothing Lasts Forever But The Certainty Of Change