If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate,

Meow” Means “woof” In Cat.

Some People See The Glass Half Full. Others See It Half Empty. I See A Glass That's Twice As Big As It Needs To Be.

You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

There's A Thing About Cocaine - When I Was Doing It Secretly, It Didn't Make Me Very Sociable. I Forget How Others Were, But It Made Me Very Inner-directed. So Being In A Sketch And Rehearsing And The "hail Fellow Well Met" Camaraderie And All That Stuff, I Couldn't Fake That Or Force That. It Was Painful.