If Frugality Were Established In The State,

Why Was This Heart Of Mine Formed With So Much Sensibility! Or Why Not My Fortune Adapted To Its Impulses! Tenderness Without A Capacity Of Relieving Only Makes The Man Who Feels It More Wretched Than The Object Which Sues For Assistance.

The Way To Acquire Lasting Esteem Is Not By The Fewness Of A Writer's Faults, But The Greatness Of His Beauties, And Our Noblest Works Are Generally Most Replete With Both.

The Hours We Pass With Happy Prospects In View Are More Pleasing Than Those Crowded With Fruition.

We Seldom Speak Of The Virtue Which We Have, But Much Oftener Of That Which We Lack.

The Best Way To Make Your Audience Laugh Is To Start Laughing Yourself.