If Evolution Works, Why Are Monkeys Still

You Keep Knocking On The Devil's Door Long Enough And Sooner Or Later Someone's Gonna Answer You.

I Like To Watch Mankind In Its Futile Attempt To Understand The Unknown, When They Don't Even Understand That Which They Know

The Oscar Is The Fantasy That You're Afraid To Believe In, But In The Secrecy Of Your Dark Room, You Dream And Wait For It.

If You're Not Going To Do Your Job, Get Out Of Here. Don't Mess Up My Work. This Is How I Feed My Family.

I Don't Believe In Premarital Sex. It Enabled Me To Date Three Or Four Women At The Same Time, Because As Long As I Wasn't Having Sex With Them, I Could Always Just Walk Away.