If Everyone Likes You, You're Not Doing

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

Gay Liberation? I Ain't Against It, It's Just That There's Nothing In It For Me.

It Is My Last Wish To Be Burried Sitting Up.

I'd Luv To Kiss Ya, But I Just Washed My Hair.

You Know What I'm Going To Have On My Gravestone? 'she Did It The Hard Way.'